Hopes for the Pope

A friend of mine from the Esoteric Theological Seminary forwarded an article to me entitled, "Hopes for the Pope." Although I didn't agree with the whole thing (I thought that excommunicating American bishops and cardinals who support the war on terror was a bit extreme, for instance), I especially liked the parts about declaring a worldwide effort to end capital punishment and opening the priesthood to women. My favorite quotes from the article? "I don't love myself with napalm or atom bombs, so I won't love my global neighbors that way, either" and "Maybe Jesus was so chill because he burned blonde Lebanese hashish."